Raised Part-Time By A Man With No Rules Baby Bodysuit

“Raised Part-Time By A Man With No Rules” is printed on the front of a baby bodysuit. Two households, two rulebooks, and one of them is blank.

No busy artwork, no tiny details — just the sentence, sized to be read. Black with a white print, or white with a red print.

Wear it for a visit to the grandparents, a weekend at Grandpa's, a family lunch, or the photo that explains a lot.

Gift from Grandpa, a funny new baby present, or a Father's Day gift for a new grandad.

One front print per bodysuit, placed high on the chest so it survives being held, carried and curled up on a shoulder. No clutter, and nothing that goes patchy after a few washes.

Sizes run 12M, 18M and 24M. Lap shoulders stretch over the head without a fight and a three-snap closure opens the whole bottom in one move.

Look through Baby Gifts From Grandpa and Funny Baby Bodysuits for the rest. New slogans go up through the season.

This one-piece is made from super-soft cotton that’s gentle on your baby’s skin. The lap shoulder design and three-snap closure make diaper changes quick and easy, so you can spend less time fussing and more time with your little one.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1x1 baby rib
• Heather color is 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²)
• Three-snap closure
• Lap shoulders
• Blank product sourced from India

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