One Year Older Zero Years Wiser Tee

“One Year Older Zero Years Wiser” is printed on the front of a unisex cotton tee. A full year has passed and the decision-making remains completely unchanged.

One line, laid out plainly, printed to last. Soft cotton crew neck in black with white print or white with red print.

Wear it for a birthday dinner, birthday drinks, a milestone birthday, or a night out that proves the point.

Funny birthday gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or a present for someone learning nothing on schedule.

Printed on the chest, centred, in a size that reads at a glance rather than needing a second look.

A normal unisex cut, XS to 5XL. Nothing cropped, nothing boxy — size up only if you want extra room.

Produced on demand, one at a time, so the colour arrives the way it was designed.

There are more in Birthday Shirts for Women, and the complete range is in Graphic Tees for Women. New slogans every season.