Officially Older Still Feral Tee

Officially Older Still Feral is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that makes the birthday obvious from across the room.

A funny birthday shirt for her with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.

Wear it to the birthday dinner, the party, the birthday trip, or all month if that is the plan.

Funny birthday gift for her, for a best friend, or for the girl who plans her birthday a month ahead.

Fit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.

A soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: "I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: "MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU." Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look
- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean