No Party. No Speech. Just Food. Tee

“No Party. No Speech. Just Food.” is printed on the front of a unisex cotton tee. The requirements have been submitted and they are short. Only one item made the list.

One short line, printed big, in a face that stays legible from the other side of a bar. Black or white cotton crew neck.

Wear it for a birthday dinner, a family celebration, a work birthday, or any occasion someone wants to give a toast at.

Funny birthday gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or a present for someone who only came for the food.

The print is on the front and nowhere else, placed where it stays flat and readable rather than creasing at the waist.

A regular-fit unisex crew neck in XS to 5XL. Take your usual size, or one up if oversized is the goal.

On-demand printing in small batches — the design is applied the week it ships.

Look through Birthday Shirts for Women for the rest, or Graphic Tees for Women for everything else. New designs each season.