I'm Not Old I'm Out Of Warranty Tee

“I'm Not Old I'm Out Of Warranty” is printed on the front of a unisex cotton tee. Nothing has technically failed. There is simply no longer anybody obliged to fix it.

Heavy letters, short sentence, plenty of air around it. Available in black with a white print, or white with a red print.

Wear it for a birthday dinner, a milestone birthday, birthday drinks, or the day something starts clicking.

Funny birthday gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or a present for someone turning a serious number.

Single front print, direct-to-garment. Solid shapes and no fine detail, so the edges stay clean through the wash pile.

Regular fit in unisex sizing from XS to 5XL — no cropping, no boxy cut, just a normal tee that fits.

On-demand production means the print is applied days before it reaches you.

The rest of the drop is in Birthday Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women, restocked with new slogans through the season.