If I Text First, Frame It Tee

If it ever happens, it belongs in a museum.

If I Text First, Frame It — a funny shirt for women fluent in leaving people on delivered. The line is printed big across the back of a soft, breathable unisex tee in black or white — graphic tees for women who reply in 3–5 business days.

Wear it to brunch, airport fits, concerts, or while actively ignoring a text right now.

It's a funny gift for the best friend who triple-texts you anyway — she knows who she is.

Sizes XS–5XL, true-to-size unisex fit — size up for the baggy look. Easy returns and worldwide shipping.