I Love You Just Not Enough To Leave The House Tee

“I Love You Just Not Enough To Leave The House” is printed on the back of a unisex cotton tee. The affection is genuine and the commitment is total, right up to the point where shoes are required.

Nothing decorative, nothing fussy — one line, printed where people actually read it. Unisex crew neck in black or white.

Wear it for Valentine's, a date night that becomes a night in, a friend's birthday drinks, or a Friday that ends on the sofa.

Funny gift for her, a Valentine's gift for a partner who understands, or a birthday gift for a homebody best friend.

The design lives on the back only, sized to be read across a room, with the small TEELAY mark under the last line.

Regular fit in unisex sizing from XS to 5XL — no cropping, no boxy cut, just a normal tee that fits.

More of the same humour in Introvert Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small batches, new lines each season.