I Have Selective Hearing You Weren't Selected Tee

Nothing personal. You just didn't make the list.

I Have Selective Hearing, You Weren't Selected is a funny sarcastic t shirt printed in bold blocks across the back — a graphic tee that answers before you do.

Perfect for the office, family dinners, class, and anywhere someone is about to give unsolicited advice.

A petty funny gift for a co-worker or sibling — see Sarcastic Shirts for Women.

Unisex heavyweight cotton tee, oversized relaxed fit — size up for a boxier look, down for a classic fit.