I Don't Flirt, I Malfunction Tee

Some people flirt. Others crash mid-sentence.

I Don't Flirt, I Malfunction — for everyone whose rizz is a system error. One of those funny t shirt sayings that's just autobiography, printed big across the back of a soft, breathable unisex tee in black or white.

Wear it to parties where your crush might be, the gym, class, or first dates (honesty is hot).

A funny gift for the awkward friend — they'll wear it while malfunctioning.

Sizes XS–5XL, true-to-size unisex fit — size up for the baggy look. Easy returns and worldwide shipping.