I Don't Chase, I Attract Tee

Chasing is for people without a plan B.

I Don't Chase, I Attract — And If That Fails, I Sulk: the honest version of confidence, printed big across the back of a soft, breathable unisex tee in black or white. A funny sassy t shirt for women who know magnetism has a backup plan.

Wear it to brunch, girls night, first dates you're not stressing about, and everywhere you'd rather be chosen than chase.

A funny gift for the friend whose energy is 90% confidence, 10% sulking in the group chat.

Sizes XS–5XL, true-to-size unisex fit — size up for the baggy look. Easy returns and worldwide shipping.