He's Not Scary, He's Just Unavailable Tee

He's Not Scary, He's Just Unavailable is printed on the front of the tee, with “same thing” underneath — the line people read before they say anything.

A funny halloween shirt for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.

Wear it for a Halloween party, a girls night, a single-in-October bar crawl, or the photo he will see.

Funny Halloween gift for her, a gift for a best friend fresh out of a situationship, or a sister who saw it coming.

Printed on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.

Unisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.

A soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: "I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: "MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU." Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look
- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean