Don't Sing. Just Hand Me The Cake. Tee

“Don't Sing. Just Hand Me The Cake.” is printed on the front of a unisex cotton tee. The song is unnecessary, the attention is unwanted, and the cake is the only part that matters.

The layout is deliberately plain so the line lands first. Soft cotton tee, black with a white print or white with a red print.

Wear it for a birthday dinner, a work birthday, a family celebration, or any moment a restaurant starts clapping.

Funny birthday gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or a present for someone who hates being sung at.

The design lives on the front only, sized to be read across a room, with the small TEELAY mark under the last line.

A standard fit in unisex sizing, XS to 5XL. Size up one step if you prefer your tees oversized.

Made to order rather than mass-printed, which is why the colours stay sharp instead of pre-faded.

Browse Birthday Shirts for Women for more of these, or Graphic Tees for Women for the full range. Small drops, restocked seasonally.