Assembly Required By Me, At 2AM Tee

“Assembly Required By Me, At 2AM” is printed on the front of a unisex cotton tee. The box said the hard part was done. The box was lying, and the clock said two.

The whole design is the sentence, set in bold type across the chest. Black with a white print, or white with a red print.

Wear it for Christmas Eve, a family gathering, the morning after a late build, or any birthday that arrives in flat-pack form.

Funny Christmas gift for her, a secret santa gift, or a present for the parent who does the assembling.

The print sits on the front, centred on the chest, with the small TEELAY signature under the last line. The back stays plain.

Unisex sizing runs XS to 5XL in a regular fit — take your usual size, or size up if you want it looser.

Printed on demand in small runs, so nothing sits in a warehouse for a year before it reaches you.

More like it in Funny Christmas Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new slogans every season.