Arrived Late Left Early Perfect Night Tee

“Arrived Late Left Early Perfect Night” is printed on the front of a unisex cotton tee. Minimum exposure, maximum credit. Attendance confirmed, evening preserved.

Solid lettering that holds its edges wash after wash. Unisex cotton tee in black with a white print, or white with a red print.

Wear it for a party you agreed to, a work event, a wedding, or a night out that goes on far too long.

Funny gift for her, a birthday gift for a best friend, or a present for a strategic guest.

A single centred front print in solid shapes, chosen because they survive repeated washing without going patchy.

Regular unisex fit, XS to 5XL, in a soft cotton that wears all day without losing its shape.

It is printed on demand, keeping the type sharp and the leftover stock at zero.

More of the same humour in Introvert Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small batches, new lines each season.