Aged Like Milk. Still Here. Tee

“Aged Like Milk. Still Here.” is printed on the front of a unisex cotton tee. The comparison is unflattering and entirely accurate. The survival, however, is undefeated.

A single line in solid type, printed on the front and nothing else. Black with a white print, or white with a red print, XS to 5XL.

Wear it for a birthday dinner, a milestone birthday, birthday drinks, or the morning after any of them.

Funny birthday gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or a present for someone who jokes about their age first.

Front print, centred, with no back graphic to compete with it. It reads clearly whether the shirt is loose or fitted.

A standard unisex fit in XS through 5XL. True to size for a normal fit, one up for something slouchier.

Each order triggers its own print run — no shelves of unsold shirts behind it.

The others are in Birthday Shirts for Women, and the full range in Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new slogans through the season.