{"product_id":"worlds-best-ex-girlfriend-shirt","title":"World's Best Ex Girlfriend Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eWorld's Best Ex Girlfriend is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny t shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801795977516,"sku":"10631806062800034885","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801796010284,"sku":"26134800219742285737","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801796043052,"sku":"30113998666877429541","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801796075820,"sku":"65915938852059217467","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801796108588,"sku":"27744572805323331219","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801796141356,"sku":"82340288956866676104","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801796174124,"sku":"76820625777926676608","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801796206892,"sku":"15906173354140307182","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801796239660,"sku":"20220402550984944965","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801796272428,"sku":"18381579317872242682","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801796305196,"sku":"11196701543732676526","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801796337964,"sku":"26891792867897779496","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801796370732,"sku":"18955876313446651939","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801796403500,"sku":"80108110259297649794","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801796436268,"sku":"31178536926275579665","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801796469036,"sku":"33763859130548118453","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801796501804,"sku":"75332794617896756804","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801796534572,"sku":"29252423018953550250","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/14725189456857770050_2048.jpg?v=1787234041","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/worlds-best-ex-girlfriend-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}