{"product_id":"witchful-thinking-shirt","title":"Witchful Thinking Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eWitchful Thinking is printed on the front of the tee — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirt for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for a Halloween party, the office costume day, a pumpkin patch trip, or spooky season errands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or a sister who calls herself a witch every October.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972629618988,"sku":"65142397701159739463","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972629651756,"sku":"26474930275612842761","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972629684524,"sku":"29991873335504132792","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972629717292,"sku":"13286723963623198249","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972629750060,"sku":"25292709185449769489","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972629782828,"sku":"20733098098437179479","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972629815596,"sku":"30919984328676847426","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972629848364,"sku":"26068851085661365029","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972629881132,"sku":"43510319753069673899","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972629913900,"sku":"22077503039791095398","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972629946668,"sku":"15822401026779748696","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972629979436,"sku":"21592994734718475280","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972630012204,"sku":"17098706987535598415","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972630044972,"sku":"21186730805000996094","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972630077740,"sku":"90400310497761516870","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972630110508,"sku":"24125456623678557767","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972630143276,"sku":"23290632299828266478","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972630176044,"sku":"26584062290459737908","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/16125545811500189585_2048.jpg?v=1787645943","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/witchful-thinking-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}