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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53804937969964,"sku":"18132774171318951549","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53804938002732,"sku":"86972433262083185261","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53804938035500,"sku":"20625053587461306751","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53804938068268,"sku":"12553757715357515221","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53804938101036,"sku":"14447547422885120142","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53804938133804,"sku":"73464026373040354605","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53804938166572,"sku":"30477457109426004423","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53804938199340,"sku":"95240495546833058575","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804938232108,"sku":"21164776070003628573","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53804938264876,"sku":"25357791531823481585","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804938297644,"sku":"43857533029559059916","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53804938330412,"sku":"19614946505939406772","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804938363180,"sku":"15210313639406937618","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53804938395948,"sku":"26459310322438861746","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804938428716,"sku":"16554454128028277054","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53804938461484,"sku":"32009929569592412291","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804938494252,"sku":"80209658970858620537","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53804938527020,"sku":"25963403805354717664","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/9407449809264461535_2048.jpg?v=1787304540","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/will-yap-yap-yap-about-my-kid-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}