{"product_id":"why-yes-i-am-a-model-shirt","title":"Why Yes I Am A Model Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhy Yes I Am A Model is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWitty graphic tees with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53804935119148,"sku":"16892999487880844622","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53804935151916,"sku":"76537439404196258975","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53804935184684,"sku":"14097156845783772618","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53804935217452,"sku":"13128117655565546108","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53804935250220,"sku":"32340766276285241482","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53804935282988,"sku":"22281882881911385059","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53804935315756,"sku":"32265482585651345048","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53804935348524,"sku":"28091324330485452312","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804935381292,"sku":"23251741503219822006","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53804935414060,"sku":"26029259494978623268","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804935446828,"sku":"39389823154684444917","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53804935479596,"sku":"48177403784565325492","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804935512364,"sku":"16723405725155972454","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53804935545132,"sku":"22456432184924321733","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804935577900,"sku":"18389736089217953605","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53804935610668,"sku":"15585909388268624644","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804935643436,"sku":"27116943083581011482","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53804935676204,"sku":"29579323899336143226","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/4912512233356194069_2048.jpg?v=1787304437","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/why-yes-i-am-a-model-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}