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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53804761284908,"sku":"15437697366432296747","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53804761317676,"sku":"29000402091371435053","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53804761350444,"sku":"98701050412571625446","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53804761383212,"sku":"15197103798951482298","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53804761415980,"sku":"26221105022778608047","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53804761448748,"sku":"24234766135369882327","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53804761481516,"sku":"24169642088679598370","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53804761514284,"sku":"22739959938434826597","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804761547052,"sku":"43452688706046138612","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53804761579820,"sku":"23428886402646974884","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804761612588,"sku":"28395728279109623643","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53804761645356,"sku":"20425865749054762756","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804761678124,"sku":"29342742599048703858","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53804761710892,"sku":"14294372821729462608","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804761743660,"sku":"29736278150251473792","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53804761776428,"sku":"21792699072507107962","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804761809196,"sku":"36577969968859312581","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53804761841964,"sku":"84709372852394215264","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/6388118258364031573_2048.jpg?v=1787300637","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/why-is-everything-so-expensive-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}