{"product_id":"trick-or-treat-yourself-shirt","title":"Trick Or Treat Yourself Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eTrick Or Treat Yourself is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that does the costume for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA halloween shirt for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the office Halloween party, a pumpkin patch run, a horror movie marathon, or trick-or-treat duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, for a best friend, or for the one who starts decorating in August.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53806680178988,"sku":"23560748179776666839","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53806680211756,"sku":"23315397380389964017","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53806680244524,"sku":"52441752664079036787","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53806680277292,"sku":"13308757347916563548","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53806680310060,"sku":"91093223942212315636","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53806680342828,"sku":"92178542227532255561","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53806680375596,"sku":"29829809149757268406","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53806680408364,"sku":"72687446721539140206","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806680441132,"sku":"73723547433581688656","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53806680473900,"sku":"26074666529051355850","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806680506668,"sku":"12487567392567533980","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53806680539436,"sku":"76978067828494716066","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806680572204,"sku":"19076390093283707028","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53806680604972,"sku":"33306199730581549073","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806680637740,"sku":"33025164147855772636","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53806680670508,"sku":"14198382320810762884","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806680703276,"sku":"11325089518589368550","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53806680736044,"sku":"17849322781209912222","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/12117615939690466761_2048.jpg?v=1787389462","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/trick-or-treat-yourself-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}