{"product_id":"too-old-for-dicaprio-shirt","title":"Too Old For DiCaprio Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eToo Old For DiCaprio is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny t shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53804949635372,"sku":"11331391050027122527","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53804949668140,"sku":"29814098942635279751","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53804949700908,"sku":"13154214913057566827","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53804949733676,"sku":"30389571069863223798","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53804949766444,"sku":"29317120043297083251","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53804949799212,"sku":"25147152189365188304","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53804949831980,"sku":"17952646234739741755","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53804949864748,"sku":"24991122088927351182","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804949897516,"sku":"44065524973162453702","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53804949930284,"sku":"26338875367142310356","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804949963052,"sku":"48884428600629324872","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53804949995820,"sku":"27350278339917459050","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804950028588,"sku":"17242172496859889059","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53804950061356,"sku":"87745092390924942320","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804950094124,"sku":"33511543322122758947","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53804950126892,"sku":"28313863982836892717","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804950159660,"sku":"13215901600370281465","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53804950192428,"sku":"23653772974403125727","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/7604016084703220624_2048.jpg?v=1787305419","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/too-old-for-dicaprio-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}