{"product_id":"this-is-my-costume-shirt","title":"This Is My Costume. Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e“This Is My Costume.” is printed on the front of the tee, with “you're welcome” underneath — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirt with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for the office costume day, a Halloween party you did not plan for, trick-or-treat duty, or a movie night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for anyone who refuses to dress up, and a safe bet for a secret santa in the wrong season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972642169132,"sku":"14071803825782887147","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972642201900,"sku":"44276738655311982618","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972642234668,"sku":"27312245812150029746","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972642267436,"sku":"20200612802729506492","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972642300204,"sku":"13582878292364907789","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972642332972,"sku":"15619921187411464159","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972642365740,"sku":"82482573407253820882","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972642398508,"sku":"15679269364116766184","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972642431276,"sku":"31754020693569129292","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972642464044,"sku":"47612730586661934908","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972642496812,"sku":"24714459050628051748","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972642529580,"sku":"30640201434063895193","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972642562348,"sku":"15557884317200470485","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972642595116,"sku":"79814683250316037530","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972642627884,"sku":"11709912365540699562","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972642660652,"sku":"31373020072836622149","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972642693420,"sku":"12863739398459573827","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972642726188,"sku":"20156563601605052151","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/16103565017266620544_2048.jpg?v=1787646596","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/this-is-my-costume-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}