{"product_id":"this-is-my-christmas-sweater-shirt","title":"This Is My Christmas Sweater Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Is My Christmas Sweater is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that survives the whole holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny christmas shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the family dinner, the office party, Christmas morning photos, or a last-minute mall run.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Christmas gift for her, a secret santa pick, or a stocking stuffer for a sister who earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53806762066220,"sku":"22204693832071490225","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53806762098988,"sku":"18746020161858387047","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53806762131756,"sku":"93930960895729784098","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53806762164524,"sku":"33278386747295352344","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53806762197292,"sku":"14099695908188072762","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53806762230060,"sku":"21772617835748029165","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53806762262828,"sku":"26133187204371581503","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53806762295596,"sku":"60030792526933887566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806762328364,"sku":"30323074676407345141","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53806762361132,"sku":"12924507735724249932","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806762393900,"sku":"26915533504424418420","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53806762426668,"sku":"29107230208271642122","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806762459436,"sku":"77749682550441094975","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53806762492204,"sku":"17064125574707005881","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806762524972,"sku":"15160136176217040704","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53806762557740,"sku":"28673497253268060359","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806762590508,"sku":"29706874529204395597","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53806762623276,"sku":"18851326812837608224","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/1454791379565637488_2048.jpg?v=1787390614","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/this-is-my-christmas-sweater-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}