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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53804922143020,"sku":"30598714452268608880","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53804922175788,"sku":"18036075387865445567","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53804922208556,"sku":"54027549136874024548","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53804922241324,"sku":"43941627877563626612","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53804922274092,"sku":"26184852855573309345","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53804922306860,"sku":"25224274396381288320","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53804922339628,"sku":"25603861060564225996","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53804922372396,"sku":"25146760124643457735","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804922405164,"sku":"27591259332425575230","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53804922437932,"sku":"15274019595771390932","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804922470700,"sku":"32828485523330749420","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53804922503468,"sku":"15820852841077659308","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804922536236,"sku":"30470121888539267569","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53804922569004,"sku":"19997337411690866285","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804922601772,"sku":"25887097770654886979","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53804922634540,"sku":"25301153177418635484","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804922667308,"sku":"11358710336532341818","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53804922700076,"sku":"27439834428640524859","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/5772799915830737521_2048.jpg?v=1787303971","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/the-feminine-urge-to-ruin-a-mans-day-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}