{"product_id":"thanks-for-tolerating-me-shirt","title":"Thanks For Tolerating Me Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThanks For Tolerating Me is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny quote shirts with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801796993324,"sku":"31325879543364132216","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801797026092,"sku":"18637460062797137346","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801797058860,"sku":"17850890595271704440","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801797091628,"sku":"22514053452306171558","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801797124396,"sku":"20842886287921161138","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801797157164,"sku":"16339344072411619622","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801797189932,"sku":"33426001270702804525","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801797222700,"sku":"28978625443160825996","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801797255468,"sku":"14788651884183785267","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801797288236,"sku":"12333206232440350294","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801797321004,"sku":"24457465673547207123","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801797353772,"sku":"13157204633241001670","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801797386540,"sku":"35641661633487940085","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801797419308,"sku":"24311629677213496271","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801797452076,"sku":"20616030213711648657","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801797484844,"sku":"40804009308112938613","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801797517612,"sku":"32300591066241533725","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801797550380,"sku":"23598876245012134750","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/8662070202163583386_2048.jpg?v=1787234144","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/thanks-for-tolerating-me-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}