{"product_id":"support-your-local-ghosts-shirt","title":"Support Your Local Ghosts Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSupport Your Local Ghosts is printed on the front of the tee — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirt for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for a Halloween party, a haunted house, the pumpkin patch, or a horror movie night on the sofa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or a stocking-filler for someone who starts spooky season in August.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972699250988,"sku":"39558543132024398672","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972699283756,"sku":"14968951071471778599","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972699316524,"sku":"18005666940042710137","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972699349292,"sku":"31086864858871755760","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972699382060,"sku":"14907404120032799741","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972699414828,"sku":"99009986193149561171","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972699447596,"sku":"22734756458614602242","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972699480364,"sku":"30049393523496468257","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972699513132,"sku":"13558802095006472507","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972699545900,"sku":"13194991997504451573","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972699578668,"sku":"25250774253672246078","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972699611436,"sku":"29274595493931099456","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972699644204,"sku":"26051790762763749014","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972699676972,"sku":"31946544879592030893","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972699709740,"sku":"81949818231531196669","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972699742508,"sku":"42936332903320359540","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972699775276,"sku":"25407409536980817382","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972699808044,"sku":"15144643743209395190","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/18116637484427613965_2048.jpg?v=1787648574","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/support-your-local-ghosts-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}