{"product_id":"stay-spooky-shirt","title":"Stay Spooky Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eStay Spooky is printed on the front of the tee — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirt for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for a Halloween party, a haunted house, the pumpkin patch, or a horror movie night on the sofa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or a stocking-filler for someone who starts spooky season in August.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972638859564,"sku":"26793701141032268343","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972638892332,"sku":"30108665406125166987","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972638925100,"sku":"32236356274739102029","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972638957868,"sku":"32356647539490087202","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972638990636,"sku":"23972395667619601775","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972639023404,"sku":"30386818303894408867","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972639056172,"sku":"32982862038447647263","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972639088940,"sku":"14171146249291071256","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972639121708,"sku":"28037290429269067991","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972639154476,"sku":"28934290443984734827","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972639187244,"sku":"30090483450095128675","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972639220012,"sku":"27647528265377159612","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972639252780,"sku":"23907393086048094509","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972639285548,"sku":"31236532179798430058","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972639318316,"sku":"28616158704929851791","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972639351084,"sku":"63640465243363732694","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972639383852,"sku":"16113559152401876786","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972639416620,"sku":"36934867699289475482","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/3260804117822007158_2048.jpg?v=1787646427","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/stay-spooky-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}