{"product_id":"squad-ghouls-shirt","title":"Squad Ghouls Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSquad Ghouls is printed on the front of the tee — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirts for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for a group costume night, a Halloween party, a bar crawl, or the photo everyone posts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or matching shirts for the whole group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972628734252,"sku":"12798281362520645531","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972628767020,"sku":"18976542159250677270","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972628799788,"sku":"15848601874035356116","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972628832556,"sku":"26328261784395730870","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972628865324,"sku":"20507876094466363233","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972628898092,"sku":"93318852062850796648","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972628930860,"sku":"32853332519429657708","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972628963628,"sku":"33290458878808057921","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972628996396,"sku":"99240558576702336243","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972629029164,"sku":"33201347504366031353","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972629061932,"sku":"13703972593673351155","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972629094700,"sku":"53095424488066977158","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972629127468,"sku":"12893585083936562092","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972629160236,"sku":"26334094189782274251","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972629193004,"sku":"20396104625040075346","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972629225772,"sku":"27477575192355048827","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972629258540,"sku":"36297155718967600473","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972629291308,"sku":"70301804635819286778","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/11590385716539666295_2048.jpg?v=1787645775","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/squad-ghouls-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}