{"product_id":"sorry-santa-i-can-explain-shirt","title":"Sorry Santa, I Can Explain Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSorry Santa, I Can Explain is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that survives the whole holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny christmas shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the family dinner, the office party, Christmas morning photos, or a last-minute mall run.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Christmas gift for her, a secret santa pick, or a stocking stuffer for a sister who earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53807389344044,"sku":"28025562731217301606","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53807389376812,"sku":"72031580706010125434","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53807389409580,"sku":"18582009948686954200","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53807389442348,"sku":"14799756418015455073","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53807389475116,"sku":"25585262458320226296","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53807389507884,"sku":"20581960952310536869","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53807389540652,"sku":"24107247677786426673","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53807389573420,"sku":"27188634139486121340","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807389606188,"sku":"48138771129510218763","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53807389638956,"sku":"82975598672234384379","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807389671724,"sku":"16630265687850929878","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53807389704492,"sku":"31691449502177378910","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807389737260,"sku":"11767198036847653107","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53807389770028,"sku":"82748554603510254176","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807389802796,"sku":"32677714453107672963","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53807389835564,"sku":"63666008147484494047","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807389868332,"sku":"24518636223121418496","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53807389901100,"sku":"10710953890034840113","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/10185914118094801980_2048.jpg?v=1787391241","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/sorry-santa-i-can-explain-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}