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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801462366508,"sku":"10391664653364302626","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801462399276,"sku":"27912882078129667847","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801462432044,"sku":"23259291091862776203","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801462464812,"sku":"13164888598625319893","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801462497580,"sku":"30034241068173101348","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801462530348,"sku":"15701829645713073489","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801462563116,"sku":"67212109816457049578","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801462595884,"sku":"32536244455104181485","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801462628652,"sku":"23819172830327732137","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801462661420,"sku":"36434082707411432328","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801462694188,"sku":"20125034336714584784","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801462726956,"sku":"12896591166245996181","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801462759724,"sku":"16742251353060967876","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801462792492,"sku":"17337488478630008585","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801462825260,"sku":"30545208034253443348","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801462858028,"sku":"12566650398094141325","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801462890796,"sku":"22522062337176378914","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801462923564,"sku":"30947064953639950316","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/14417945887598709529_2048.jpg?v=1787228778","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/some-days-i-want-a-man-everyday-i-want-money-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}