{"product_id":"skeleton-crew-shirt","title":"Skeleton Crew Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSkeleton Crew is printed on the front of the tee — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirts for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for a group costume night, a Halloween party, a bar crawl, or the photo everyone posts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or matching shirts for the whole group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972707279148,"sku":"32171453259128518111","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972707311916,"sku":"29404820794480066970","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972707344684,"sku":"18825238103953710246","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972707377452,"sku":"12708598606010419208","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972707410220,"sku":"26813199478841977592","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972707442988,"sku":"11597214987827407709","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972707475756,"sku":"26191763223456645720","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972707508524,"sku":"24827731378343411803","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972707541292,"sku":"85411552087634444377","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972707574060,"sku":"48576944346853088412","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972707606828,"sku":"17611878931029242255","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972707639596,"sku":"17741478878794728514","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972707672364,"sku":"30418996352127245314","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972707705132,"sku":"13563530073578681581","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972707737900,"sku":"21880614733196671669","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972707770668,"sku":"13424475285837765279","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972707803436,"sku":"20669490992538791997","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972707836204,"sku":"27069027511483558643","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/18037189765451577138_2048.jpg?v=1787648945","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/skeleton-crew-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}