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It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972735656236,"sku":"22266653333817565105","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972735689004,"sku":"10938362665236783390","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972735721772,"sku":"12720467505020243016","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972735754540,"sku":"27385073908476262381","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972735787308,"sku":"59411267697201770588","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972735820076,"sku":"18598802329994376990","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972735852844,"sku":"31537364867842901850","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972735885612,"sku":"28980275782576533482","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972735918380,"sku":"30330115341841250977","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972735951148,"sku":"12775018175252145042","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972735983916,"sku":"11986913476838155754","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972736016684,"sku":"26551839783467420317","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972736049452,"sku":"99697705795668478425","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972736082220,"sku":"13138038010744051437","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972736114988,"sku":"77349994528767573452","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972736147756,"sku":"28192023715613097793","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972736180524,"sku":"18627218957420465939","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972736213292,"sku":"23215281839729257195","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/5849712903850624405_2048.jpg?v=1787651135","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/reheating-the-same-costume-since-2014-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}