{"product_id":"officially-older-still-feral-shirt","title":"Officially Older Still Feral Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eOfficially Older Still Feral is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that makes the birthday obvious from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny birthday shirt for her with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the birthday dinner, the party, the birthday trip, or all month if that is the plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny birthday gift for her, for a best friend, or for the girl who plans her birthday a month ahead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53808992190764,"sku":"33571405090279134794","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53808992223532,"sku":"13383217583004034282","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53808992256300,"sku":"26547396933988318501","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53808992289068,"sku":"28864224470741596843","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53808992321836,"sku":"30010525355609737360","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53808992354604,"sku":"15037460758651574332","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53808992387372,"sku":"99997051547689271421","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53808992420140,"sku":"11881404718533809978","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808992452908,"sku":"33495289518779613673","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53808992485676,"sku":"10845068775796458315","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808992518444,"sku":"51981072980523752772","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53808992551212,"sku":"15599250915736540054","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808992583980,"sku":"20987999635499632467","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53808992616748,"sku":"16459578185476647477","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808992649516,"sku":"21205237467824312761","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53808992682284,"sku":"32482868057832752693","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808992715052,"sku":"11170353756423330310","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53808992747820,"sku":"45752870675632658326","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/6886866831385356334_2048.jpg?v=1787392323","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/officially-older-still-feral-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}