{"product_id":"not-friendly-do-not-touch-shirt","title":"Not Friendly Do Not Touch Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot Friendly Do Not Touch is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny introvert t shirt with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801636725036,"sku":"40580592094463579347","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801636757804,"sku":"17374327622867863504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801636790572,"sku":"37236562662689907471","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801636823340,"sku":"14787584038849288883","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801636856108,"sku":"30866409152126074768","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801636888876,"sku":"11175257866243971925","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801636921644,"sku":"24528361677250469649","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801636954412,"sku":"19721011211918811048","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801636987180,"sku":"31088594340725036225","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801637019948,"sku":"13153489739458959001","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801637052716,"sku":"17580525310672070609","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801637085484,"sku":"32710174128728248541","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801637118252,"sku":"75647600430689313911","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801637151020,"sku":"32001359100509101649","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801637183788,"sku":"20637628800413362749","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801637216556,"sku":"22556685155977106942","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801637249324,"sku":"69901261597083874946","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801637282092,"sku":"10955737968481060465","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/14114188562333624297_2048.jpg?v=1787231584","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/not-friendly-do-not-touch-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}