{"product_id":"no-inspiration-today-sorry-shirt","title":"No Inspiration Today Sorry Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo Inspiration Today Sorry is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWitty graphic tees with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801798992172,"sku":"93999525986460072181","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801799024940,"sku":"77900397001762874201","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801799057708,"sku":"93487081966858726965","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801799090476,"sku":"31543676389173274758","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801799123244,"sku":"10764192818329000904","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801799156012,"sku":"53042009332710997995","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801799188780,"sku":"18770009299518489470","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801799221548,"sku":"11637934854954536842","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801799254316,"sku":"29980527018745776862","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801799287084,"sku":"11834542291951592637","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801799319852,"sku":"32334300181834489293","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801799352620,"sku":"71828369668156863618","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801799385388,"sku":"22940673595978941589","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801799418156,"sku":"30461174408047968665","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801799450924,"sku":"25578281416172061257","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801799483692,"sku":"25242463664894319070","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801799516460,"sku":"20432890040254926413","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801799549228,"sku":"24685258252103830202","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/14021270048938754898_2048.jpg?v=1787234402","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/no-inspiration-today-sorry-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}