{"product_id":"my-costume-is-tired-shirt","title":"My Costume Is Tired Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy Costume Is Tired is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that does the costume for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirt for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the office Halloween party, a pumpkin patch run, a horror movie marathon, or trick-or-treat duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, for a best friend, or for the one who starts decorating in August.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53806678606124,"sku":"33404677784582211569","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53806678638892,"sku":"29072321062758091934","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53806678671660,"sku":"30318291167623991162","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53806678704428,"sku":"17030223948243169575","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53806678737196,"sku":"32654256237661701595","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53806678769964,"sku":"33397797506715041050","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53806678802732,"sku":"27296571254263109766","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53806678835500,"sku":"29408211243326472242","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806678868268,"sku":"13551876890666371748","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53806678901036,"sku":"28967678280203332421","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806678933804,"sku":"17076675051975416946","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53806678966572,"sku":"10833050713695830393","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806678999340,"sku":"13056495320795423866","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53806679032108,"sku":"74481389791924947218","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806679064876,"sku":"24370983873579271596","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53806679097644,"sku":"79855874953257230167","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806679130412,"sku":"23790607759872115941","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53806679163180,"sku":"12516623009013164402","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/13405676716018735509_2048.jpg?v=1787389647","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/my-costume-is-tired-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}