{"product_id":"merry-whatever-shirt","title":"Merry Whatever Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eMerry Whatever is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that survives the whole holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny christmas shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the family dinner, the office party, Christmas morning photos, or a last-minute mall run.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Christmas gift for her, a secret santa pick, or a stocking stuffer for a sister who earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53806768259372,"sku":"26990109682305694818","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53806768292140,"sku":"11288139077090790937","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53806768324908,"sku":"27663529612913401654","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53806768357676,"sku":"25877932685416489910","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53806768390444,"sku":"96532447593872668975","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53806768423212,"sku":"60251438488629105116","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53806768455980,"sku":"17823047835536414228","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53806768488748,"sku":"13778824493987606176","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806768521516,"sku":"28019444636472333704","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53806768554284,"sku":"28624573710060003184","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806768587052,"sku":"26327294219063373579","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53806768619820,"sku":"18556070245895112775","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806768652588,"sku":"34023063486804535833","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53806768685356,"sku":"13293950541705888737","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806768718124,"sku":"11538432759097906685","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53806768750892,"sku":"24768634519326943047","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806768783660,"sku":"99447671417469086115","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53806768816428,"sku":"24578206428842772703","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/3337004687635934240_2048.jpg?v=1787390767","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/merry-whatever-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}