{"product_id":"mentally-on-break-shirt","title":"Mentally On Break Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eMentally On Break is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny t shirt for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801620898092,"sku":"32954781757144378386","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801620930860,"sku":"29266254913669902677","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801620963628,"sku":"28840831529184220288","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801620996396,"sku":"23708928859194099062","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801621029164,"sku":"24758155787998428463","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801621061932,"sku":"92489629822077122530","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801621094700,"sku":"13668148765156094277","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801621127468,"sku":"30281933663998307236","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801621160236,"sku":"22254680129080656817","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801621193004,"sku":"33428334202856698953","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801621225772,"sku":"64534194228500714782","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801621258540,"sku":"29380370654426155423","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801621291308,"sku":"17731137940055970686","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801621324076,"sku":"31522914870999883723","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801621356844,"sku":"12744106004405219745","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801621389612,"sku":"33205501175990893588","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801621422380,"sku":"12160296591284040426","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801621455148,"sku":"23728592234490696886","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/17156429452279449895_2048.jpg?v=1787231314","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/mentally-on-break-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}