{"product_id":"maybe-today-satan-shirt","title":"Maybe Today, Satan Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eMaybe Today, Satan is printed on the front of the tee — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sarcastic halloween shirt for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for a Halloween party, the office costume day, a horror movie night, or a coffee run in October.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or a sister with the same sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972708884780,"sku":"31967896573079489327","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972708917548,"sku":"21768774713681751307","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972708950316,"sku":"10500402799614957079","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972708983084,"sku":"18123449689003956939","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972709015852,"sku":"32106977764620867652","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972709048620,"sku":"59515665828597168868","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972709081388,"sku":"56129518781684287997","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972709114156,"sku":"21502956490988331615","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972709146924,"sku":"18624886286642503036","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972709179692,"sku":"26265710507568887712","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972709212460,"sku":"28920302338632791430","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972709245228,"sku":"27393726209166564549","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972709277996,"sku":"19278134059800094243","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972709310764,"sku":"30104699029293367222","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972709343532,"sku":"13644408681843710848","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972709376300,"sku":"29381678911753612350","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972709409068,"sku":"20029131710613356897","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972709441836,"sku":"26405837531430316454","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/8571644569611448765_2048.jpg?v=1787649206","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/maybe-today-satan-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}