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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801530982700,"sku":"16668488500066042894","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801531015468,"sku":"24185057778997233761","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801531048236,"sku":"22585140763381938369","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801531081004,"sku":"46893187802808454557","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801531113772,"sku":"27965485154826068863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801531146540,"sku":"26032304630881438888","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801531179308,"sku":"19185527942434899121","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801531212076,"sku":"45700263892982491791","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801531244844,"sku":"32490090725956121126","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801531277612,"sku":"25682780505139836007","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801531310380,"sku":"14988705667182103700","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801531343148,"sku":"36984316100000594921","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801531375916,"sku":"27019116415682995549","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801531408684,"sku":"27373997248275506061","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801531441452,"sku":"26924007448270206444","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801531474220,"sku":"23362787258939072375","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801531506988,"sku":"15040426925957807130","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801531539756,"sku":"33618316883531436154","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/7700132127909265452_2048.jpg?v=1787229780","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/lifes-too-short-tell-me-youre-in-love-with-me-now-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}