{"product_id":"life-really-does-begin-at-forty-shirt","title":"Life Really Does Begin At Forty Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife Really Does Begin At Forty is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBirthday shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53804982108460,"sku":"16706626167125636942","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53804982141228,"sku":"19426978688941603688","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53804982173996,"sku":"43371943053171344437","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53804982206764,"sku":"28373185390706510417","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53804982239532,"sku":"14441595573973787084","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53804982272300,"sku":"25702576288611548152","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53804982305068,"sku":"24881524685274046481","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53804982337836,"sku":"41058507526296828700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804982370604,"sku":"69977519678896632453","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53804982403372,"sku":"96524478547284355916","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804982436140,"sku":"30811137057367608471","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53804982468908,"sku":"25318815764418594603","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804982501676,"sku":"31561852143186416608","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53804982534444,"sku":"16285382152319427226","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804982567212,"sku":"26551689865905018117","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53804982599980,"sku":"45797898496894805649","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804982632748,"sku":"98416732661758883162","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53804982665516,"sku":"95322059078878109194","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/8131575939835513204_2048.jpg?v=1787306152","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/life-really-does-begin-at-forty-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}