{"product_id":"level-up-shirt","title":"Level Up Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eLevel Up is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that makes the birthday obvious from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA birthday shirt for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the birthday dinner, the party, the birthday trip, or all month if that is the plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny birthday gift for her, for a best friend, or for the girl who plans her birthday a month ahead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53808088023340,"sku":"67952903725997607741","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53808088056108,"sku":"27778508279106819342","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53808088088876,"sku":"68561245648164495238","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53808088121644,"sku":"19394241360663535721","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53808088154412,"sku":"28771246127165677368","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53808088187180,"sku":"31537707504056687369","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53808088219948,"sku":"12562852829131255759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53808088252716,"sku":"20549231609573602050","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808088285484,"sku":"26617396138792445162","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53808088318252,"sku":"98135938614862466205","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808088351020,"sku":"20616026875773406763","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53808088383788,"sku":"30356974062151955177","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808088416556,"sku":"15004656444674184060","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53808088449324,"sku":"11669738760517561962","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808088482092,"sku":"21560607018065261935","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53808088514860,"sku":"15959564058542209767","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808088547628,"sku":"94609278976277250631","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53808088580396,"sku":"21136764569845975394","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/14231205135758672901_2048.jpg?v=1787391695","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/level-up-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}