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The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53806669267244,"sku":"32537996556093020933","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53806669300012,"sku":"17091808326651619810","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53806669332780,"sku":"12968077872100105969","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53806669365548,"sku":"21047190949274630503","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53806669398316,"sku":"22467211899133872482","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53806669431084,"sku":"14602023791640445873","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53806669463852,"sku":"86026286417750797213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53806669496620,"sku":"60506540964587431454","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806669529388,"sku":"12108794039484970473","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53806669562156,"sku":"48356761825151042413","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806669594924,"sku":"14668859569278711450","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53806669627692,"sku":"13572755517167660376","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806669660460,"sku":"80887905039667514665","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53806669693228,"sku":"72323397182767177354","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806669725996,"sku":"32681034534163272940","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53806669758764,"sku":"83704954249714869724","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806669791532,"sku":"12242700408818182213","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53806669824300,"sku":"99115127012882477982","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/10467329416017528906_2048.jpg?v=1787387067","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/its-spooky-season-behave-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}