{"product_id":"its-not-that-serious-shirt","title":"It's Not That Serious Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's Not That Serious is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShirts with sayings with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801635873068,"sku":"28885132100196696622","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801635905836,"sku":"62658812177934894386","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801635938604,"sku":"15909057505780589690","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801635971372,"sku":"18066520177751682719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801636004140,"sku":"76208947688601815970","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801636036908,"sku":"27120581561568077441","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801636069676,"sku":"13363161150835700516","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801636102444,"sku":"30303049156632559935","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801636135212,"sku":"33873245413544445021","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801636167980,"sku":"33260081084215475664","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801636200748,"sku":"21852208778059527274","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801636233516,"sku":"22456306739098193520","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801636266284,"sku":"14632011808037300830","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801636299052,"sku":"26044530623691261638","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801636331820,"sku":"20462559805109365413","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801636364588,"sku":"12453252092668412162","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801636397356,"sku":"31560570258150658876","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801636430124,"sku":"26404701418273491114","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/4580670177472014614_2048.jpg?v=1787231579","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/its-not-that-serious-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}