{"product_id":"im-the-reason-the-ghosts-left-shirt","title":"I'm The Reason The Ghosts Left Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eI'm The Reason The Ghosts Left is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that does the costume for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirt for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the office Halloween party, a pumpkin patch run, a horror movie marathon, or trick-or-treat duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, for a best friend, or for the one who starts decorating in August.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53806675427628,"sku":"18274565608349617042","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53806675460396,"sku":"33830531088873865418","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53806675493164,"sku":"13185661109921289808","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53806675525932,"sku":"18866070587113890244","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53806675558700,"sku":"24289968227269699074","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53806675591468,"sku":"16950413802716863278","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53806675624236,"sku":"13277812755085624864","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53806675657004,"sku":"11032793310969778213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806675689772,"sku":"26963419775691028807","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53806675722540,"sku":"12534498329326421200","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806675755308,"sku":"10751129717141335294","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53806675788076,"sku":"13257598270200041374","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806675820844,"sku":"11758542397210500836","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53806675853612,"sku":"32766146542986844532","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806675886380,"sku":"27528441982785859729","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53806675919148,"sku":"27264654037254706595","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806675951916,"sku":"33387811407625257726","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53806675984684,"sku":"18217202873897642495","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/9629763830099024488_2048.jpg?v=1787388759","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/im-the-reason-the-ghosts-left-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}