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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53804930269484,"sku":"29587801703163289801","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53804930302252,"sku":"17937700473376493399","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53804930335020,"sku":"13598066283972113710","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53804930367788,"sku":"25962005210615021392","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53804930400556,"sku":"24725308425145363461","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53804930433324,"sku":"13899217417352225822","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53804930466092,"sku":"13003591912153741232","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53804930498860,"sku":"12273849524535700080","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804930531628,"sku":"32247800731404231236","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53804930564396,"sku":"28713452708165256857","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804930597164,"sku":"10078429277089578851","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53804930629932,"sku":"11926639390464182623","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804930662700,"sku":"14017548683343338411","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53804930695468,"sku":"29022588631452874824","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804930728236,"sku":"86944180643840736558","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53804930761004,"sku":"69692514459523406254","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804930793772,"sku":"31024936130548034739","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53804930826540,"sku":"24921135574497947076","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/11111646342010292372_2048.jpg?v=1787304245","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/im-not-shy-i-just-dont-like-you-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}