{"product_id":"im-not-netflix-are-you-still-watching-shirt","title":"I'm Not Netflix Are You Still Watching? Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e“I'm Not Netflix Are You Still Watching?” is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSarcastic shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53804952224044,"sku":"28639744470162572154","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53804952256812,"sku":"28870122739732509769","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53804952289580,"sku":"20267581561457939405","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53804952322348,"sku":"31299840826284077330","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53804952355116,"sku":"11801065634319185995","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53804952387884,"sku":"31266740110317349514","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53804952420652,"sku":"38432680895634869662","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53804952453420,"sku":"35686121856132022671","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804952486188,"sku":"30368678809798686036","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53804952518956,"sku":"21121191152286126074","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804952551724,"sku":"18299595437102852568","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53804952584492,"sku":"19890528887272221175","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804952617260,"sku":"28516634746444754507","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53804952650028,"sku":"34332552439080209658","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804952682796,"sku":"33895130087183406894","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53804952715564,"sku":"29135284197086463209","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804952748332,"sku":"33424146113972926912","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53804952781100,"sku":"13867019848563113017","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/18254060559496369374_2048.jpg?v=1787305422","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/im-not-netflix-are-you-still-watching-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}