{"product_id":"im-just-here-for-the-boos-shirt","title":"I'm Just Here For The Boos Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eI'm Just Here For The Boos is printed on the front of the tee — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirt for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for a Halloween party, a bar crawl, a friend's costume night, or the after-party photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or the host of every October party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972646232364,"sku":"28853075846137435082","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972646265132,"sku":"17560666144377782631","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972646297900,"sku":"92565967016938155155","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972646330668,"sku":"12443037464433929829","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972646363436,"sku":"31062727432442386490","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972646396204,"sku":"26377715630109472143","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972646428972,"sku":"10451534813761376627","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972646461740,"sku":"52894209463246358360","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972646494508,"sku":"12135457265085184242","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972646527276,"sku":"18318251854790723444","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972646560044,"sku":"25871306002589411087","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972646592812,"sku":"13079331610920054932","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972646625580,"sku":"28719560676989746932","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972646658348,"sku":"22839688373360890153","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972646691116,"sku":"10287153531375378742","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972646723884,"sku":"69531627702005835696","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972646756652,"sku":"24333045402997708270","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972646789420,"sku":"73077582750100454413","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/1057707339322737451_2048.jpg?v=1787646826","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/im-just-here-for-the-boos-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}