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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801450307884,"sku":"14289033876651836729","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801450340652,"sku":"25189621807972655270","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801450373420,"sku":"19958809700033622808","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801450406188,"sku":"12022214170184286414","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801450438956,"sku":"24187870897485769915","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801450471724,"sku":"22422852217089770346","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801450504492,"sku":"17599313045119606722","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801450537260,"sku":"37826441277886483322","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801450570028,"sku":"32531267239278377566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801450602796,"sku":"15216403530328434388","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801450635564,"sku":"32300537978930737246","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801450668332,"sku":"26415655697034321638","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801450701100,"sku":"25125108886806751475","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801450733868,"sku":"16601548018554641166","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801450766636,"sku":"16774276020216533812","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801450799404,"sku":"15167560712760088709","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801450832172,"sku":"20702636630969172868","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801450864940,"sku":"26995098816479869548","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/18430646618899672977_2048.jpg?v=1787228657","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/im-boring-baby-all-i-do-is-make-money-and-come-home-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}